Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Communism hehe xd

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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