- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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