- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

yolo your orange looks orange

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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