- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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