- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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