- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What is green and slow Grass.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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