- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

you see theres this guy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Anyone can post anything.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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