- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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