How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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