- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

this website is a bad joke

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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