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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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