How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

my gramma died

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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