- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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