- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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