- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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