- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Your mom.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

why did the black guy die? cancer

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