Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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