A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

who is really lanky? james cornish

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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