- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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