- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

a person who will soon die of beeties

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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