- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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