- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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