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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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