whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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