- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

A blind man walks into a library.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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