Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

I'm rick james bitch

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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