Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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