What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Honk if you're Amish!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

asians have slitted eyes lol

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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