What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Jersey Shore.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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lewis=cardiac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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