- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

A praying mantis is very graceful

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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