- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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