What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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