- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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