What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Mooses

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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