"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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