Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

hers a joke... japanese people

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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