- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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