- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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