An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What would u like to drink?

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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