- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

"Knock knock" Come in!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

I have cancer. And you're next.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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