- Anti Joke

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.