- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Whose your daddy? Not me

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

antonis sister is mighty fine

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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