- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

what's worse then a blowjob?

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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