- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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