When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A shark ate your mom

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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haha

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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