Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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