- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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