- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Small Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

outside your comfort zone

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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