Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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