- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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