"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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