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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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