- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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