- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

what is 3+3= 8

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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