- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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