- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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