- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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