- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A muslim walks into a gun shop

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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