- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Neither did she.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Neither did she.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

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Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Neither did she.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

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