- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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