- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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