- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why are white people white? I don't know

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

How old are you? 7

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

j.p. is dumb

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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