What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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