What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

My spelling is horrible

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

why dont they make black forks

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What's worse than this That :(

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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