Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

i cant STAND cripple jokes

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

my mind's eye?

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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