How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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swag

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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