how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Anti Joke

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