- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What's half of 8? o

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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