Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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