what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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