- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Your mom is so old she died

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