- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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