a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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A van drives into a car.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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antijoke is the best website.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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