a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Charlie Sheen

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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