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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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